spent the whole day in san clemente for the homies birthday. really good day
tumblr user richwhitelesbian keepin it real, love your work
The first and last parts of the first paragraph can also be applied to feminism pretty well.
boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
instead of publicly shaming girls for wearing shorts on an 80 degree day you should teach teachers and male students to not overly sexualize a normal body part to the point where they apparently cant function in daily life
I feel like making a new friend or becoming better friends with a relatively new friend. this is me saying I want to talk to you (yes, you!)
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
whatever you’re expecting I promise it’s not what you’re expecting
the sudden realization that richard dawkins’ tweets are much better if you read them in jerry seinfeld’s voice
for some reason my t9 on my phone doesn’t let me send smileys unless i individually find the : and the ) indepednantly so if i text you “smiley face” I’m not being ironic just lazy
I put my hair the other way today and I don’t know how I feel about it?
My dude straight loving him some nsync.
people scrutinize the social and economic place of people’s motives really heavily when they’re part of a disadvantaged group
‘this teenaged girl is just trying to make herself look cool’, unlike every other teenager
‘what if people get gay married purely for money’, as distinct from every straight marriage
I saw an article in my grandfathers christian magazines that like interviewed the founder of the ruth institute and I forget the exact quotes but she basically says she wants to make it clear that legalizing gay marriage wouldn’t give gay people the right to marry, it would give anyone the right to marry
like a bad thing
like she was saying that people could get married for any reason, or like marry their best (same sex) frined for tax breaks or whatever.
and I’m reading this like buddy
can’t straight people do that now?
teenage girls are fucking mocked for liking things that are marketed towards them and for them then when theyre sick of being shit on for that and try to like things not specifically “for them” they get shit on for “pretending” and they cant win at all its a lose lose situation being a teenage girl
A message from Anonymous
You are very handsome, sir!
you are very nice, anon!
A message from Anonymous
I'm afraid the fee for facial shaving repair is rather hefty. It could cost up to seventeen pizzas for me to so much as consider fixing your problem.
that’s a little steep for me… the best I can offer you is the opportunity to share a bbq chicken pizza with me at Pizza Port. I’ll have my people call your people
